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dogseatingcheshirecats: hoppusallgone: Mark Hoppus's amazing...

dogseatingcheshirecats:

hoppusallgone:

Mark Hoppus's amazing hopping skills

hop by name

hop by nature

milesawayfromwonderland: gldnlove: evolutional: fu-dearest-ck...

milesawayfromwonderland:

gldnlove:

evolutional:

fu-dearest-ck:

ca1m-b3for3-the-storm:

my-apoligies:

l-0new0lf:

born-to-r-u-n:

dazed-hearts:

traveleap:

helenaminerr:

cuntellyou:

onthesky-line:

i-think-we-should-sex:

literalily:

Big Kids by Lily

This is great. 

Oh my god.

I'm in love with this post.

I'm crying

And it all happens so fast.

Wow

seriously one of the most meaningful things ever written

This scares me

is it legal to marry a poem?

i just read this over like 7 times……………………….

holy fucking shit.

this is fucking amazing …

this is actually really fucking scary 

holy shit…

crying..

did-you-kno: Source

did-you-kno:

Source

lightbluelightorange: letterofmarque: 52hearts: A Home...

lightbluelightorange:

letterofmarque:

52hearts:

A Home Library Comes With A Wooden Slide (via WooHome)

What if I do this naked and get splinters in my butt :c

it probably was sanded and finished pretty well to avoid such disasters

Photo

It’s the funniest fucking thing ever! So, you know how yesterday I went to see some alpacas?...

It’s the funniest fucking thing ever! So, you know how yesterday I went to see some alpacas? Well, I went with my mum and step dad, and we convinced her that alpacas lay eggs, and she fucking believed it for over 24 hours, and she just found out and I’m fuckiNG CRYING!

rebecca-blacks-crocs: darrenpillowscriss: aesawinterfell: yodr...

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it's actually really fucking deep…

im using this in english

kaliande: SIGNAL BOOST if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of...

kaliande:

SIGNAL BOOST

if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free

DON'T CLICK IT

it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free

thats-slightly-raven: f0reversherlocked: thats-slightly-raven: My milkshakes bring all the boys...

thats-slightly-raven:

f0reversherlocked:

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

are you okay

no

x

x

ok guys I just don't understand why people hate gen

alpacasarethegreenestanimal:

i mean 

how

can 

anyone

hate

this

precious 

face?

i mean

She's so pretty.

10/10 Spouse Picking Jared 

Also lets not forget she was a badass demon

 Here she is being a badass ninja carrying a moose

and LOOK AT HER 

and and 

we must never forget this. this is legendary

and just 

adorable omfg

so just no more of this 

or this

because

how 

could

you

threaten 

this

adorable 

special

little 

snowflake?

primsore: thisisnteenporno: i wonder what jesus's favorite color was they didnt have colours back...

primsore:

thisisnteenporno:

i wonder what jesus's favorite color was

they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white

acklesalecki: i'm so confused??? how can anybody think that these marriages are fake?? i...

acklesalecki:

i'm so confused???

how can anybody think that these marriages are fake??

i mean???

just look at them

look at how they act around each other

look at how they look at each other

2000ish: 12 years later and I'm still waiting for this to be...

2000ish:

12 years later and I'm still waiting for this to be invented.

paigefillyr: riverdanceinhell: so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail...

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

oh

Next time on: I didn't know I was a member of the Illuminati.

rneerkat: shinykonyta: rneerkat: i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and...

rneerkat:

shinykonyta:

rneerkat:

i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)

you are a 19 yr old boy

youre stereotyping me

a-simplelimabean: so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.

strangelittlecatfish: bealli62: crazysqueeme: connorthatway: You know what i want? I want season...

strangelittlecatfish:

bealli62:

crazysqueeme:

connorthatway:

You know what i want? I want season 3 to start with on the day that sherlock died a year or two later and lestrade is having a meeting with a group of people and saying "today is the day that a great detective, sherlock holmes, died"
And then everyone in the room gets a text that says "WRONG"

That would be Genius.

guys if we get this to like 1 million notes do you think they'll do it?

melancholier: sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

melancholier:

sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack